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I have an unexplainable resentment towards chinchillas that makes it hard for me to write a non-inflammatory caption. But chinchillas are jerks and this video just confirms it! LOOK AT HIM! Just sitting there. WEARING THAT HAT. Who does he think he is!? ARG!
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Hold…hold…aaand DRAMATIC SQUIRREL IMITATION! Only more suave and with a hat.
“The things I have to do to get fed”………
I can’t help but hate chinchilla’s aswell. I know a guy we call chinchilla, and he’s a douche. But he’ll never be as cool as this chinchilla with his pimpy hat.
“Resentment towards chinchillas”? I demand an explanation!
They said it was unexplainable! Maybe one bit him/her once?? I’m stumped.
Chinchillas are pretty bitey, in my experience…
I must protest this unfounded dissing of chinchillas. This guy’s a cute little poof.
I’m stunned to actually *see* an outraged caption on Daily Squee… Didn’t you get your prescription filled in time, moderator person?
OMG, how can you post such a nasty remark about Chinchillas?? This site is named “Daily Sqee” for a reason(I thought). Chinnies may not be YOUR idea of a squee, but to so many others, they are squee-lous.
Hmm…let’s see. How do these comments usually go…oh yeah:
ZOMG!!1! A Chinchilla who will just sit there with a hat on could only be because he has ! He needs to see a vet ASAP, not to be laughed at on the internet! I can’t believe you folks find video of a suffering animal to be humorous!
whoops, it left out my “insert medical problem here” line right after “he has”
Sarcasm fail.
I still thought it was funny XD
I think you need to undergo some sort of Chinchilla Deconditioning Therapy in which you are exposed to many, many chinchillas, complete with cute poses and soft fur, until you no longer feel chinchilla-related resentment and may even begin to feel positive toward chinchillas. At some point you will be able to lie in a swimming pool full of chinchillas and enjoy it.
Can I pretend to resent chinchillas so I can experience this wonderful idea??
Dawww, chinchillas are so cool, no resentment required! Plus I feel so sorry for them since some cruelies want them only for their oh so soft and beautiful fur.
A guy I lived with had chinichillas once. He started out with two, and then they had a baby. OMG. Look up pictures of baby chinchillas. It’s mind boggling how adorable they are. And they peep when you poke them XD
Chinchillas are adorable and mega-squishy. They can squeeze through an inch wide gap with only minor complications. Where’d the chinchilla go? out the door.
They also have a tendency to kill themselves. Either that or dude’s chinchillas were just REALLY UNHAPPY. but 2/3 died within a month of each other, one from unknown causes and the other from nomming a clock cord >_<
But… other than that, they were pretty cool. What could a chilla possibly do to cause resentment? o_O
Sniff
It’s so cute I started to cry.
I’m crying.
:’)
Yet smiling.
I resent that comment. I really do. Chinchillas are like, the BEST PETS EVER! When you earn their trust they are friendly and lovable. I’m guessing the reason you don’t like this chinchilla because it’s still alive and not lining your coat. And yes, that was a rather pointless rant but…meh. poutpoutpout.
Why do I hear echoes of “Modern Major General” from G&S Pirates when I look at him?
Wonderful! He is the “Very….”
I must protest that resentment!
My chinny was very sweet and lovable. He would even smile when you rubbed his chin the right way. He’s been gone over a year now and I still miss him dearly. <3
In other news… he's got a hat! on his little head! cute!
Chinchilla resentment– and actual hate?! Seems bizarre to me. Especially when there are so many politicians to rightfully sop up such emotions.
Chins are awesome! Even if you owned a ‘bad’ one you can’t write the whole species off on one individual. What if we did that to humans?