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How To Give a Proper Opossum Pedicure

“Remember, you never want to put false fingernails on an opossum. NO. Especially on seniors who may already be losing their grip.” Wow, I think I want to have tea and biscotti with this woman immediately.

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  1. Lucy says:

    I put nail polish on my dog once. She was a scruffy mongrel and she looked kind of funny with frosty pink claws.

  2. Sandy says:

    LOL Poor opossum has lost the will to live, doesn’t touch her grape :)

  3. Cat says:

    That is the *best* behaved possum I have EVER seen in my life…. I is stunned.

  4. Drisa says:

    don’t put nail polish on any of your pets claws! They might eat it and it definitely isn’t made for animal use! And don’t colour your pets fur either! (what’s wrong with these people?)

  5. Carma says:

    This women seems to love her Opossum.
    I kinda love her.
    Though i was a bit worried that the Opossum was being ill-treated, (it being so passive), but the woman seems to know what she’s doing, plus the next episode of gourmet cooking, can’t be too harsh if you’re doing that for your Opossum.

  6. Bubba says:

    There are folks where I live who would either swerve to hit one on the road, make one into a nice stew, or both. My oldest son would be more inclined to bring one home to add to his growing zoo. I’m kinda thinking that the poor critter in the video, being nocturnal, would rather be sleeping than getting his claws gussied up.

  7. elsie says:

    This is the strangest thing I’ve ever seen. Possums bite like sharks. Can’t figure out what is wrong with that one. They aren’t really completely nocturnal. I found one using my cat door in the middle of the day.

  8. Panda says:

    Every so often you will find a well-mannered opossum, more often than not it being the runt of the litter. They have a very sweet one at Busch Gardens who was hand reared that I got to work with in camp, she would just curl up in your arms like a cat.

  9. Vaemer-Riit says:

    Having raised an orphaned opossum from a baby, I can say with experience that if hand raised they can be quite tame. Also they like riding on your head.

  10. Paul B says:

    I think that opossum has been mildly doped – it doesn’t seem natural that it never once objects to what she’s doing.

  11. M says:

    W…T…F…?????!

  12. Jodi says:

    That lady is awesomely insane.

  13. Maureen says:

    This lady is SO funny and I really thought it was clever.

  14. KOTEHOK says:

    you guys think this is insane, check out her website: http://mepearl.com/, not so much the videos but the comments to them are enough to keep you giggling for days.. some people are just..insane…

  15. Shrimp says:

    …I definitely love this woman.

  16. Desiree says:

    This woman is awesome! She is funny without being over the top…she could have her own show…I’d watch it!!

  17. Deni says:

    im surprised it doesn’t bite her hand off and attack her.on the other hand,its hilarious that she’s obsessed with possoms

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  20. Bekah says:

    LOL that poor opposum. It’s so cute, and then it lives with… with… that thing. LOL at like 4:23, it’s like WHACK, I HATE YOU.

  21. No Possums says:

    this chick is a few ff’s shy of a happy meal


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