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Why Did the Bears Cross the Road?

cute baby animals - Why Did the Bears Cross the Road?

Well? Why did they? I can’t write all your punchlines for you. Why do you guys think they crossed the road?

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  1. Kayla says:

    Because the other side was unBEARable! /rimshot

  2. H.Wilson says:

    they just wanted to get to the other side….hehehe

  3. Sara Bine says:

    To get their bucket of mayonnaise.

  4. Hort says:

    They did it so they could laugh at me pooping myself!!

  5. Chubbyrat says:

    They are crossing the road because noms are always tastier on the other side.

  6. GrammaDog47 says:

    To prove to the possums it could be done………

  7. Stephanie says:

    To get to the honey side…

  8. Lisa says:

    To get some more cuteness. I want to play with those baby bears! Even though mama bear would maul me. :”(

  9. Margot says:

    Because the desire became unbearable! :D

  10. AK1972 says:

    To avoid the chicken / To get featured in dailysquee bear baby show /

  11. Larmen says:

    to maul someone on the other side.

  12. Paul says:

    To get to the pic-a-nic baskets on the other side of course ;3

  13. Labluvver says:

    Teh grass looked greener on the other side!

  14. teenie says:

    to poop in the woods. they clearly started on the non-woods side of the road.

  15. CherryVanilla says:

    To beat up Stephen Colbert for making fun of them.

  16. C the destroyer says:

    To eat the pile of human babies on the other side.
    The Demonbear family decided to have dinner with their zombie neighbors, it would be rude to refuse the fresh baby meat the zombies tried so hard to catch.

  17. Rachie says:

    because the chicken had the day off.

  18. user12name3 says:

    They were feeling peckish and the chicken looked fairly appetizing? Couldn’t really think of anything good :P

  19. Carol says:

    IN SEARCH OF A NATURAL FOOD SOURCE”

    “RCMP had arrived on a rural property near Christina Lake, outside of Grand Forks, after receiving reports of a grow operation when they were met with a group of bears apparently guarding the marijuana”

    True!! Read all about it here!

    http://www.theprovince.com/opinion/Bears+grow+security+system/3414714/story.html?cid=megadrop_story

  20. Robertina says:

    to prove to chickens that it could be done?

  21. Lavendertigerlily says:

    because they are bears and few are stupid enough to question their motives and live.

  22. tracy says:

    Because there are three of them for crying out loud! She’;s dropping two of them off at her sister’s den for the afternoon!

  23. maralisil says:

    To scare the campers out of their smores fixins!

  24. kitty_squee says:

    for the Cub Scout den meeting

  25. Patty says:

    To show the racoons it CAN be done!

  26. qtpa2t says:

    the sign had “deer” crossing and they figured.. HEY if they get a sign…

  27. Iron Hippo says:

    Because Mama Bear SAID SO!

  28. kimi says:

    because that was the side they left the Charmin on…

  29. OtterAbroad says:

    Bear left! Bear left!

  30. Melanie says:

    They wanted to be inconvienient?

  31. vampire llama queen says:

    So they could get their picture on Daily Squee!

  32. nomnom says:

    cos they were following the chicken, which saw them and met its fate :(

  33. MoonPie says:

    why did the chicken cross the moebius strip?
    to get to the same side! bazinga!


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