Ladies and gentlemen, behold and be amazed by my majestic balancing powers! I am the reigning world turtle balancing champion, and have held the title consecutively for seven years. The act of extraordinary balance feels so natural to me, I could do it in my sleep!
… actually, I do do it in my sleep. No amount of practice is too much practice, and I’d rather die than let that idiot Koopa take the balancing turtle title away from me!
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I must say, he has excellent form! I give him a 10!
Remember Yurtle the Turtle by Dr. Seuss?
Akshully, teh tide went owt reel fast whiel he wus jus swimmin along.
Our turtle does this all the time… we think he secretly wishes to be a ballet dancer.
I hate when your doin’ a swan dive and land on a rock
Weeeee… Halp! I iz stuck!
WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!
I did not give you permission to use my photo