
Seriously, you’re taking photos of me NOW? I just woke up! I know we’re going to a very “natural” look for the shoot today, but sleepy-eyed and makeup-less is not my idea of natural! Why do you have to be so impatient? Can’t you give me like 20 minutes to get up and have my morning mimosa?
… and yes, I know it’s three in the afternoon. Are you really that unfamiliar with the concept of beauty sleep? Get that camera out of my face, please!
Source: Tony Karumba, Getty Images via All Creatures
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Awww. Pretty cheetah doesn’t need make-up. She’s pretty as she is.
This is what the cheetah’s alarm clock sees just before the snooze button get hit.
Your eyes look like they have permanent eyeliner on. You look bootiful kitty.
When I was a kid, my family and I were visiting the St. Louis Zoo. Cheetahs were my ultimate favorite at the time (still one of my top five) and I was so excited to see them, especially because they weren’t lolling about in the grass, but actually pacing by the fence. A mounted police officer rode by, and one of the cheetahs started stalking the horse! It was awesome, but the horse was oblivious, or maybe just well trained, as it didn’t react.
SQUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE U SOOOOOOO PWETTY