Yeah man, they caught me right when I was about to cross the border. I had 20 pounds of premium bamboo in the trunk of my rickshaw, and the K9 unit just happened to roll on up to me for a “routine inspection.”
… and now I’m here, in the hole, doing 25 to life because they think I’m part of some big “cartel.” My lawyer says I might be able to squeeze out on probation in 15 on good behavior, but I’ll believe that when I see it, you know? Man, it’s hard out here for a panda.
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Let me outta here……It’s a bum rap, I don’t know nuttin’ bout no bamboo………..Where’s my mouthpiece!……huh!, huh!
So cute, I would let him out!
I’ve been bamboozled, I tells ya!
A-TTI-CA. A-TTI-CA, A-TTI-CA…..
Panda-ing aint easy.
What’s his bail amount? I’ll get him out! FREE THE PANDA!!! HE’S TOO CUTE FOR JAIL!!!!!
Aww, poor Pandy! I just wanna take him all for myself and cuddle him to no end!
save some cuddles for me!