
No, seriously, I’ll never let go! I know you think you can just saunter on out of here at the end of your shift every day, but I’ve pretty much decided that our mutual attachment to one another is far, far more important than all those petty things you do at home like eat and sleep and spend time with your girlfriend.
Is your girlfriend a tiger, Jack? I didn’t think so.
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“My friend!”
That’s simultaneously adorable and terrifying. “So glad you are friendly, please don’t kill me.” I’ll never forget a attending (as an adult) a grade school classroom where an animal handler brought a youngish (65 lbs maybe) tiger into the room. Something in my primal brain freaked and my heart rate rocketed, “Oh, dear Lord, there’s a TIGER IN THIS ROOM.”
The Tiger’s saying: “Mine!”
He’s clearly saying
‘Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you’
Rick Astly came back as a tiger? lol! nice comment!
I wantz a tiger!!!! I shall havz it!!! lol Tigers are so awsomme