
Nope. No siree. Nuh-uh. Nein. Nyet. Not gonna happen. Non. Dream on, brother. I am NOT moving from this spot, and even your tiny little dagger-like teeth aren’t going to succeed in encouraging me to do so.
So why am I rooting myself in place? Because you want me to move, of course! It’s not that I have any particular attachment to this patch of ground… it’s rather that I have an attachment to the idea of refusing to do anything you ask me to. I’m two minutes older than you, dangit, and that means I have the right to deny any and all requests you make of me!
Source: Tambako the Jaguar
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Adorable! It’s so true!
That is soooo a cat! Only on their terms!
Lion cub says, “You’re falling behind…you must MUFASA…”
Other lion cub says, “I’m too tired…show me some SIMBA-thy…”
The stubborn lion cub is like,
“I’m…not…going…anywhere!”