What? You act like my presence on this pitch is surprising. It’s a well-known FACT that panda bears make EXCELLENT soccer goalies! And you want to know why? Because all we have to do is visualize the ball as a ball made of bamboo, and then we become so singlemindedly obsessed with its capture that we never let any shot through! It’s not that difficult of a technique, really. Perhaps all the lesser human goalies in the league would do well to try a similar tactic.
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Lil kid having a ball…panda unsure about his goals…
bare bear;
Bare panda bear’s goal, keep kicked ball, out of the goal,
clothed boy gets, a kick out of kicking, inside the pole,
bare bear on bare ground, bears bear paws,up in the air?
bare bear bars ball from net, bears brunt, he knows not where.
bare bear;
Bare panda bear’s goal, keep kicked ball, out of the goal,
clothed boy gets, a kick out of kicking, inside the pole,
bare bear on bare ground, bears bare paws, up in the air?
bare bear bars ball from net, bears brunt, he knows not where.
a wild snorlax appeared