
Ohai, human! Welcome to my humble ab-OH MY CEILING CAT WHAT WAS THAT? Oh… um… this? Well, let me explain… you see, when I get startled, my mane poofs out as a natural defense mechanism… it makes me seem more intimidating and stuns predators so I can make a crafty, feline escape!
Oh… that sound that just startled me was a can opener? Well that’s not even scary at all! I must look awfully foolish right now then, I suppose…
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(L-R) “Happy Mew Year!!”……”Don’t even THINK of making fun of my new ‘do!!”
“Yer a Wizard Harry…”
For some reason I think of that lizard from Jurassic Park.
Oh my – I’d never have a gorgeous cat’s fur cut like that!! That’s now how they’re meant to be!!
I want to know what this kitteh looked like when he still had ALL his fur… he must have gotten really matted.. this “lion cut” is the best way to groom Persians and other long-haired breeds when they get all tangley.
*does his David Attenborough voice*
Here, we see the Frilled Kitteh, making its warning display. She does this when agitated, making herself appear larger, and attempting to avoid a potential fight.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA