What? Oh, yeah, I am running at a ridiculous speed right now. Whatever. That’s just kind of the norm in my life. Something about the construction of my hyper-agile body and my genetic makeup or whatever. It’s not that big of a deal. It might seem novel to you, but it’s pretty commonplace in my life. I guess I’m kind of indifferent to my own magnificent speediness at this point, to be perfectly honest with you.
Squee! Spotter: Unknown
Via: Martin Heigan
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“Watch out for that tree!!!”… SMACK!
SPEED!…Meh
If you don’t look where you’re going, you could run smack into an impala or something. Preferably not the pointy end.
“Oh, hai there!”
Except Cheetahs do most of their movement at walking pace. They can only sprint at 75mph for a few seconds.