I’d call it more of a nose-friend, really.
Squee! Spotter: Unknown
Via: 123Zero
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I’d call it more of a nose-friend, really.
Squee! Spotter: Unknown
Via: 123Zero

I don’t think I’d ever be capable of being as eager for regurgitation as this squee baby is, but to each their own, I guess.
Squee! Spotter: Unknown
Via: LLBwwb

Ick, no, I wasn’t talking to you! I was talking to the faucet! I am going to twist its nob and turn it on so I can drink some water! Get your mind out of the gutter! Also you’re like a four out of ten at best so please don’t flatter yourself in thinking I’d be romantically interested in a gross human like yourself!
Via LLBwwb

Sure, nobody likes cowlicks… but can you imagine how much worse it would be to be constantly plagued by horselicks like this poor coiffed kitteh?
Via Caturday

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Priscilla and Sophie are trying to kiss me again! Can you pleeeeeeeeeeeeease make them stop? Danny and Donald told me that I’m going to get super sick from cooties if I let them, and then I’d have to stay home from school, and I know neither you nor me want that!
… wait… WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THINK IT’S CUTE? You’re the worst mother ever! You’re supposed to protect me from icky girls, not encourage them to keep being icky!
Source: Paul Mayne

Ewwwww… jeez, Walter! When was the last time you opened this box of cereal? 1997? I’m pretty sure the Cap’n must have tossed these in a treasure chest and buried them at sea, because they’re more abrasive than brine! It’s like nomming on perforated cardboard… HOW DO YOU EVEN EAT THIS STUFF?
Source: Anna Vallery