Because if it is, then I’m pretty sure this panda wants to do precisely that to his brothers right about now.
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Is it Possible to Divorce Your Siblings?
Dec. 14, 2011
Acting Like Animals: Enjoying Your Hangover?
Aug. 24, 2011
Oh? What’s that? You’re not enjoying it at all? What’s wrong? Do you feel sick? Do loud noises make your head throb? Oh, okay, well then YOU PROBABLY DON’T WANT ME TO START SHOUTING AT YOU TO GET YOUR LAZY RUMP OUT OF BED DO YOU? I BET MY SHOUTING IS NOT HELPING YOUR HANGOVER ONE BIT, RIGHT? AM I CORRECT TO ASSUME THAT? WHAT WAS THAT YOU JUST SAID I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER MY SHOUTING SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST GET OUT OF BED AND GO TO WORK LIKE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO THREE HOURS AGO YOU IDIOT.
Via Tindink
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Siblings Are the Worst!!
Jul. 13, 2011
And in a move that surprises no one, the older brother does a horrible, horrible thing to the younger brother, and mama has to, as always, play damage control.
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Acting Like Animals: A Confident Burglar Always Insults His Victims
May. 22, 2011
If there’s one thing I am, it’s a cat!
… and if there’s another thing I am, it’s confident! Hubris runs almost as deep as felinity in my burglar bloodstream, and I never miss an opportunity to add insult to injury. First I’m going to break into your apartment and steal all of your noms, and then for good measure, I’m going to steal all of your pride, by messily escaping. Just to, you know, give you the false hope of being able to catch me. Which you won’t, natch.
Via Cats and Stuff
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I Am NOT an Ugly Duckling!
May. 12, 2011
Sweet little swan chick, there’s absolutely nothing ugly about you! Don’t mind those mean ol’ ducklings over there; they’re just jealous of your natural-born beauty!
Via All Creatures
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Acting Like Animals: Just Let Me Finish This Tweet
Apr. 28, 2011
Sorry, sorry! I know we’re on a date… but that wench Jillian just tweeted something about the width of my legs, and I’m NOT going to take that kind of thing lying down! So, please, just give me a second to finish this…
@JillianBirdie: At least my nickname in high school wasn’t pudgy pigeon…
Via LLBwwb
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Friends Forever?
Feb. 5, 2011
Awwww, poor sad giraffe on the left! You can tell he’s paranoid that his buddy is totally going to throw up the bunny ears as they’re posing for this picture! I guess there are party poopers in the animal kingdom too… but man, even at their worst, they are still waaaaaaaaaaay cuter than human party poopers.
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