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Such a Floofy Tail

Oct. 3, 2010

cute baby animals - Such a Floofy Tail

Red pandas are so cute that posting them here feels like cheating. I don’t even need to type anything here. Red pandas write themselves. You’re not even reading this! Your eyes are constantly being drawn back to the red panda cuteness! I could say whatever I want! So I’m going to say this: In terms of the chronology of Hyrule, Minish Cap precedes Skyward Sword which precedes Ocarina of Time which precedes Wind Waker which precedes Phantom Hourglass which precedes Zelda 1 and 2 which precedes Four Swords Adventures which precedes Link to the Past. Majora’s Mask happens in an alternate timeline after the child ending of Ocarina of Time and it is followed by Twilight Princess and then the Oracle games and finally Link’s Awakening. Look! It’s a Sunday morning red panda post I can type whatever I want!

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Waking Up Takes a Long Time

Oct. 1, 2010

cute baby animals - Waking Up Takes a Long Time

Oh man, I bet he’s like me, setting five alarms every 15 minutes for an hour. It takes awhile to get up when you’re lazy… or maybe me and this sloth just have really complex dreams! Maybe we need to ride the kicks up through all the layers! We’re not lazy, we’re just responsible! We don’t want to end up with scrambled brains like Saito! (How long until I have to stop making “Inception” references?)

Via: Waifeyes

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Calm Down Already, Geez

Oct. 1, 2010

cute baby animals - Calm Down Already, Geez

Oh man, I know this face well. This is the face people make when I tell them I don’t like “The State.” I hate getting this face. It also happens when I say I don’t like “Lost.” I’ve been intentionally not watching “Mad Men” because I’m afraid if I hate it I’ll be getting a lot more of this face all the time.

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Almost to the Summit!

Sep. 29, 2010

cute baby animals - Almost to the Summit!

He kind of reminds me of the cute little gecko from the NES game, The Dream Master based on Little Nemo… Anyone remember that guy? I wanna feed him bubble gum and ride him up cliffs!

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Day of Rest: Toughen Up!

Sep. 26, 2010

cute baby animals - Toughen Up!

Daily Squee sent out Sandshrew! Sandshrew used DEFENSE CURL. Sandshrew used REST. Foe Commenters used SQUEEE. It’s super effective!

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Such Balance!

Sep. 24, 2010

cute baby animals - Such Balance!

He’s going through field mouse ninja training! It’s like that challenge in the Ninja Turtles movie where they had to hit the dummy without ringing a bell. He has to steal grains without falling! Field mouse, don’t you realize there is food on the ground?

Source: Daily Mail

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Tub Swimmer

Sep. 21, 2010

cute baby animals - Tub Swimmer

Such pretty high-contrast shades! Is it just me, or does this picture look kind of like the final battle of Kingdom Hearts 2? Am I getting too nerdy on you guys?

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