
OH MY GOD STOP ADJUSTING YOUR F-STOPS AND LOOK OVERHEAD! IT’S A BIRD! IT’S A PLANE! IT’S SUPERMAN!
… okay, so you’re not paying attention to me… um… let’s see here… DUDE OH MY GOD IT’S DUMBO CHECK IT OUT! Still nothing? Rats… Um, a beautiful woman is parasailing above you right now? WHY WON’T YOU LISTEN TO ME?
Fine, since you’re clearly off in lala land, I’m just going to drop the subtleties here. There is a gigantic osprey flying overhead right now, and it presently looks poised to “do its duty” all over you, if you know what I mean. That said, I’m leaving. Enjoy your trip to the cleaner’s!
Via All Creatures
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