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Could you imagine being the first penguin among your peers to shed your floof? So awkward! In high school I was one of the first in my class to have a beard, which is sort of the opposite of this guy’s problem.
The cool thing about being a penguin is that both parents can say “I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it” because the dad is at least 50 percent responsible for incubating the egg. Listen to your pa! He knows what he’s talking about!
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Okay, you did NOT just call me “flightless!” You’re gliding on thin ice here, pipsqueak, and if I were you, I’d recommend you STEP OFF. ‘Round these parts, we have a little thing we like to do to other birds who flap their wings too much; we call it a good ‘ol fashioned PENGUIN PWNING.
Via Planet Mabel
Man, when the next Winter Olympics roll around, we’re going to be SO READY to crush the skiing events. We train as a unit, with martial precision and military rigor, and we’ve been waiting our whole lives for this moment!
Also, if worse comes to worst, we’re planning on entering the luge competitions too, because I’m pretty sure there is absolutely NO way for us to lose those suckers.
Via Planet Mabel
This penguin is a master of the tap dancer! Or maybe he’s the resident Tiny Dancer in Antarctica, spreading the love of busting moves and grooves to all of his fine-feathered kin. Either way, word on the street is that his Elton John choreography is just completely and totally out of this world.
Via Cats and Stuff
…is the sincerest form of flattery. Or maybe it’s just the best way to try and be intimidating when you’re freaking adorable and only a foot tall. Either way, I’m NOT going to be messing with this wee li’l penguin any time soon, I don’t think.
Via Andi B
Baby penguin, what are you doing? Put a sweater on! I know you’re floofy but I worry about you!
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