In honor both of this otter tot and my love of puns, I’ve decided that I shall henceforth start calling baby otters rolling on the ground “joyriding.” 
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Archive for the 'puns' Category
Otter You Doing With My Keys?
Feb. 3, 2012
Just Horsin’ Around
Feb. 2, 2012
I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty jealous of these darling little horse friends and how foal of life they seem to be.
Squee! Spotter: Unknown
Via: LLBwwb
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20,000 Leagues Under the Squee
Jan. 10, 2012
Upon seeing this photo, I could muster up one description for it and one description alone: “Thar squee blows!”
Squee! Spotter: Unknown
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Acting Like Animals: Stevecat Spielpurr’s ‘JAWS’
Nov. 30, 2011
The haunting music… the steady buildup of suspense… the dynamic characters… man, that movie was just so excellent! And probably the most excellent part of it was me playing the cat-shark. I mean, did you SEE my performance? Oscar-worthy is probably the only accurate way to describe it! I’m just going to kick back with a water bowl full of bubbly in my catbed now, because I’m sure I’ll be receiving a phone call from the Academy in a matter of hours.
Source: James Stockton
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Acting Like Animals: Purring at the Wailing Wall
Nov. 11, 2011
At long last, my purrlgrimage is finally complete! I traveled by land, air and sea in order to reach the Wailing Wall, and now I’ve finally arrived! It’s an arduous journey, sure, but it’s so necessary to my growth as a devout Catolic that I felt absolutely COMPELLED to make the trip.
Now that I’m here, I have only one lingering question… why doesn’t the wall taste like catnip? I was told it would taste like catnip…
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Acting Like Animals: When You Least Expect it, Owl Be There
Oct. 25, 2011
I am one with the woods. A creature of the night. A master of camowlflage. A weaver of opticowl owllusions. Perpetually shrouded in a cowl of darkness.
… what I’m trying to say is I’m really hard to see. So, can you see me?
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Acting Like Animals: Is This What Love Feels Like?
Sep. 20, 2011
I was seriously starting to think I was going to go my whole life without understanding what the idea of a purrfect fit was… but I’ve proven myself wrong in that regard! These shoes and I were meant to be! We’re solemates! We’re head over heels for each other! There was a brief paws between us when we first met, but I think we both knew right from the start that we were meant to be! Can I borrow your credit card? I have a relationship to build!
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