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What questions concerning the nature of existence do you have for me today, my children? You know I’ve limited time, but I’m always willing to impart my tautological toadisms to anyone who desires to hear them. Simply ask me a question, and I will share a bit of cosmic wisdom with you… in exchange for noms of course. All wonderful things in life come with some kind of price tag, you know.
Source: LoriS
Kat Taylor says: “Nigel and Gerald are Fire-Bellied Toads who room together and are bestest buddies. This is their recent photo, taken in a wine glass!”
Awwwww, pretty widdul toad friends in a wine glass! But for as much as I love them, I think I still prefer my wine glasses toad-free and filled with wine, thankyouverymuch.
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Squee! Spotter: Kat Taylor
Happy news, squee (and general animal) lovers! For the first time ever, a photographer working in Borneo has managed to capture images of the rainbow toad (Ansonia latidisca) — a species not seen since 1924.
Until its recent rediscovery, the toad’s existence had only ever been confirmed via illustrations done by European explorers in the 1920s.
Via The Daily What
Um… guys…? I don’t mean to be a burden here, but I’d really appreciate it if someone could come and save me from this shipwreck I’m perched on… and yes, I’m a toad, and I can swim, but that doesn’t mean I can brave the currents of a flood!
Also, don’t make me play the woman card on you. You know what I’m talking about. The old saying, “women and children first.” I’m a lady-toad, so I totally NEED to be saved right now! It’s obligatory, in fact. Are you phoning in for the lifeboat right now? Okay, good, that’s what I thought.
Via All Creatures
Oh no! Look out! That’s not the kind of boop you want! Booping is supposed to come from a place of love!
Ugh, for the last time, I AM NOT FAT. I’m just a little thick-skinned, okay? And what else would you expect? My species is COLD-BLOODED. We need to be a little bit bulky… it’s the only way we can survive the winter nights!
I don’t know why you keep harping on me to “drop the pounds.” I’m at a perfectly reasonable weight for my age, and quite frankly I’m toadally offended that you seem to consistently think otherwise.
Via All Creatures
Where is that toad taking that mouse? Why, he’s ferrying him to next week! Pending voter approval! Because mice are on the ballot for next week’s Squee Spree. Up against… Chinchillas! I think that’s a pretty fair match up! What do you guys think? Classic cute mice or floofy exotic chinchillas?
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