Happy cinco de turtle! (This joke’s a day late but it still works. “It’s just a little slimey, it’s still good, it’s still good!”)
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Happy cinco de turtle! (This joke’s a day late but it still works. “It’s just a little slimey, it’s still good, it’s still good!”)
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His flippers make whittling difficult

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Be careful you don’t fall… Or it’s gonna be turtles all the way down.

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Man, his breakfast looks way better than mine.

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Man, after a night like last night, he must be famished. (NSFW in a National Geographic sort of way)
It’s scarier on the other side, turtle. But at least you get a shell!

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Hey, weren’t you in Mario Kart? Can I have your autograph?

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